30 6 / 2023

thatshirleylee:

thatshirleylee:

i got my hands on a bag of lays “fromage flavor” chips.

it’s not cheese flavored.

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i wrote a 2000-word post about what the flavor actually is. it was a wild ride.

i have no idea why i am spending my time and money like this either; please do not ask me

read it with the link below:

i wrote a followup:

I had a great time reading these. very good op

03 12 / 2022

inkipri:

little by little i will save my life and the rot in my stomach will swell into something sweet and it’ll sit on my tongue and i will think to myself how silly it is to wallow when there is a sun that shines and hands that reach for other hands. little by little i will remember every vessel in me bears the promise that most sweet things shall stay alive for as long as i live alongside them. little by little i will leave my head for the real world and i will fearlessly dangle my feet on tall grass and without hesitance reach for a star knowing with absolute certainty that i can never hold it close or call it mine and that it’ll never love me back or yearn for me half as much. so here we are, me and my hope, and our only means of staying tethered together which is through the little by the little. little by little i will save my life not as some monumental course-altering endeavour of bigness and bravery and prettyness like in the poems… but by simply putting my life in warm clothes.

06 10 / 2018

toytowns:

clockmocker:

clockmocker:

h4x0rwaif:

clockmocker:

I love those Mickey mouse shorts but the one where Goofy vores Minny and Mickey then they both fuck inside him really fucks me up

Quick question clock, what the fuck.

You can’t just throw stuff like that without a link to the video

I’m sorry about this

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(via incredibly-cold)

20 9 / 2018

jedijenkins:

bluethisisforyou:

the99noice:

i-will-follow-the-sun:

Greatest article I’ve ever read.

i wouldn’t want to meet anyone else

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THE GOODEST COMEDIAN

(via themerrycaryler)

19 9 / 2018

greater-than-the-sword:

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

mylifewithfel:

gottalovesteak:

how-to-be-a-sad-bitch:

monkeysaysficus:

monstercub:

Wtf is that? A storm elemental?

Ball lightning fuck me all the way up

Excuse me what the fuck is this

you literally captured whats called “ball lightning” which is the rarest form of lighting

its so rare that we dont even know how it forms other than by heat, static electricity, and humidity

storm elemental it is

look guys this is how nature-based deities and spirits come about this is ridiculous

Are you aware that the first-ever video footage of ball lightning outside a laboratory was taken in 2014 and there are only like 3 or 4 videos like this in existence and this might be the most close-up one

(via themerrycaryler)

09 9 / 2018

split-at-the-seems:

frejatheshieldmaiden:

rileydaughterofra:

wigmund:

radiation:

radiation:

because chuck norris is a racist we now need to make memes in which he is INCREDIBLY weak

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For people confused by this - Chuck Norris is a right-wing fundamentalist who is a regular on sites such as World Net Daily (rabidly right-wing Christian Breitbart), he also threw a fit when gays were allowed into the Boy Scouts, he openly endorsed the pedophile Roy Moore and is also an anti-vaxxer.

How disappointing.

Everyone needs to remember that Bruce Lee kicked his ass.

^^^ right?? Chuck Norris has always been a glassjawed prick

(via tiredgaysclub)

09 9 / 2018

28 8 / 2018

e-cryptid:

Not shaving and not wearing make up are literally nonbehaviors. They’re a complete lack of action. But doing nothing is considered masculine because men are the only ones who are allowed to just be.

(via idareu2bme)

28 8 / 2018

meganphntmgrl:

meganphntmgrl:

do you ever think about how weird it is that the moral of Frankenstein is kind of less just “graverobbing is weird and creepy” and more “take some fucking responsibility if you’re going to do so”

“if you’re going to create a large corpse son, you better be ready to love him”

(via marisatomay)

11 8 / 2018

fandomsandfeminism:

whenandwhereienter:

twodotsknowwhy:

fandomsandfeminism:

aflawedmind:

fandomsandfeminism:

caosdth:

fandomsandfeminism:

cardboardfacewoman:

So you are saying 0% of the world should be billionaires?

Yes.

Why shouldn’t their be billionaires? That makes no sense.

Because the existence of billionaires is predicated on the exploitation of human labor and unsustainable environmental harm.  That level of wealth hoarding is harmful to economies, as it reduces the amount of money in circulation. No one person, no family, could ever conceivably even SPEND a billion dollars anyway, and  it is inherently immoral to accumulate wealth so narrowly while so much of the world lives in abject poverty.  

Better then to create a wealth ceiling, a point at which all wealth over a certain point  is taxed at or very near 100% to incentivize people to actually spend their money rather than hoard it, stimulating the economy and bettering the lives of far more people. Better even still to create and regulate economic systems that protect workers and the environment in a way that such extreme levels of wealth accumulation aren’t even feasible. 

The problem with this is that it reduces the incentive to actually do fiscally well. What’s the point of starting a business if you can’t become wealthy?

There is a very real difference between “reasonably wealthy” and A BILLIONAIRE

No one is saying you shouldn’t have a nice house, we are saying that having multiple really, really ridiculously nice houses while your employees are either homeless or at serious risk of becoming homeless is immoral.

I’ll never understand why this concept is hard for people. I think it’s because they can’t actually fathom how much $1 Billion is.

Seriously.

Let’s say you have a badass job. A great job. You make $100 AN HOUR. You work 10 hours a day ($1000 A DAY), 5 days a week ($5000 a week!!!), every week ($20,000 A MONTH), thats $240,000 Every Year.

It would take you 4,167 years to make a billion dollars.

(via marisatomay)